May 2013
soselfimportant:
4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy
insta-gramcracker:
mormondad:
i can actually learn more in six hours on the internet than six hours in a filthy school
thank fuck for youtube tutorials
fefeferi:
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
i-am-superjohnlocked:
mrsmarymorstan:
pudus:
was it really necessary for me to be born
Possibly not, but Double Chocolate Chip Cookies aren’t necessary either but I wouldn’t want to live in a world without them!
that is the most uplifting thing i’ve read all day
hungarian:
*white girl voice* “betch”
kylobe:
sometimes i get the urge to be really nasty and mean and say mean things and then i go to do it and i cant its like. im too soft. im not punk rock at all. i lied. i lied to you all. i lied on the internet. im not hardcore. im possibly soft grunge but thats about it
gabilliamqueen:
i mean dating a band member would be pretty hard because they’d be on tour and stuff but i think it would be worth it because you could just go on tumblr and scroll through their tag and just smirk to yourself while thinking
haha
guess whos gettin that dick
not u
me
meladoodle:
do you wonder if god ever thinks ‘woah these humans were kinda a bad idea’
solluxforpresident:
blackcosmonaut:
there is nothing worse than little rich white kids
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
whimsicalspecks:
akitron:
buttlarious:
tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr
#I literally get bored and close tumblr only to reopen tumblr
