“Three blokes sitting outside the pub lift their heads as they hear a car engine rumbling, to their disbelief, the iconic 2008 Holden ute flies overhead, nothing but the wooping of the two young boys driving it and AC/DC blasting out of the sound system can be heard.”
“You’re a cunt Harry” says Hagrid, Harry looking like a stunned mullet.
“Oi nah fuck off mate” replies Harry, disbelief written all over him.
(Source: illshowyoumadness)
“Who’s sick idea was it to have both the kitchen and library in the same wing?”
SOMETIMES I WONDER HOW KINGDOM HEARTS IS A REAL VIDEO GAME SERIES THOUGH LIKE HOW DID IT EVEN MAKE IT THROUGH PRODUCTION AND HOW IT BECAME A COMMERCIAL SUCCESS LIKE WHEN YOU GET INTO IT ITS GOOD BUT IF YOU DIDNT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT AND YOU JUST SAW THIS IMAGE
YOU WOULD THINK “oh my god that looks fucking ridiculous” LOOK HOW SERIOUS AND ANGRY DONALD LOOKS AND THERES AN ANIME GUY WITH A GIANT KEY STANDING NEXT TO HIM HOLY SHIT
wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles
It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth
This speaks to me on a deep emotional level.
wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???
Wait what? Then what do they use?
they don’t have a word
what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??
the fuck is a fortnight
It’s a word for ‘two weeks’
In art class my friend rolled himself in bubble wrap and stayed like that the whole day. When he sat down in our math class the teacher told him to take it off and he didn’t want to so he said “long live the king” and rolled out the door and down the hallway. And all you could hear was the faint popping of the bubblewrap as he rolled away. My teacher never went after him.
its always the math teacher who tells you you cant
Yes good.
(Source: oathkeeping)
